Buy my couch: http://austin.craigslist.org/fuo/3726161959…

No, really. Buy my sleeper couch so I can go hoon a 944. You get a boatload of money the next time F1 or SXSW is going on, and I get the thing out of my house.

My only regret is not having time to Photoshop it all. Lewis Hamilton's buttocks ARE a nice visual.